Huh? Wha?
The Boy and The Girl have been playing pen pals with my mom's boss. My mom's boss is an old friend of the family. I've known him since I was their age, so he's especially excited about me having kids. The Girl was reading us his latest letter when we had this misunderstanding...
The Girl: "Umm.. Mom? What's a 'vuh-ringe-a'?"
Me: "A what?"
The Girl: "A 'vuh-ringe-a'.."
Me: "Do you mean veranda?"
The Girl: "I dunno. He left his cat in a 'vuh-ringe-a'.."
Mom: "Uh.. Do you think she means a.. Umm.. Uh..."
Me: "What?"
Mom: "A...you know.."
Me: "Why would he leave his cat in a veranda? It can't be that.."
Mom: "A you know.. A girl part!"
Me: "Why would he leave his cat in a vagina?"
Mom: "SHHH!!"
Me: "Let me see that letter."
The Girl hands it over and I read...
Me: "Virginia? You don't know Virginia? It's a friggin state!"
The Girl: "Ooooooooh.."
Mom: "Oh, thank god!"
Me: "You're a sicko, mom."
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Today, while walking...
The Girl: "Well, since The Boy doesn't seem very tired, maybe we should make him lawn the mow."
Mom: "What?"
Me: "Hee! 'Lawn the mow'."
The Girl: "Mow the lawn! Mow the lawn!!"
Me: "Too late. You'll never live this down. Now let's street the cross."
The Girl: "Ha ha.."
Something Vague by Erratic Prophet @ 5:42 PM
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LOL!!! Touche!
LoL that was just the laugh I needed today :) now I remember why I had kids! I was starting to forget since they've been practically climbing the walls this weekend....
your mom's serioulsy twisted. and i mean that in a good way.
J- Dude, you have no idea. Neither did I. My mom's gutter mind put mine to shame.
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